- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Heskey time.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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