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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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