Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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