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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What did the teacher do? He taught.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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