Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Will nearis is here! Get it

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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