Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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womens rights

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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