Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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