- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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