- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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