I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A man died.

Suck pussy

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

yada yada

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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