Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Who invented apple? God

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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