Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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im not food

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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