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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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