Liverpool City Football Club

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What's your guys names?

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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