- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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