- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Canadians

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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