A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Nickelback

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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whos district champs not JM

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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