- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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