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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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