- Anti Joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not