- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Your dads dead. lol

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

women's rights

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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