- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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