What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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