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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Irish sobriety

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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