- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Women can vote? wtf

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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