What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Charlie Sheen

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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