- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What the hell are you doing?

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A blind man walks into a library.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A person from Singapore eats

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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