Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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