- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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