- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

whats up and also down? your mum

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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