Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Your mom went to college

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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