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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Black people having a Job.

My love life

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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