- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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