What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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White men's rights

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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canadians

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Anti Joke

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