What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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._____________________. Whale!

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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