- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

poopy is poopy

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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