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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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gay porn...

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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