No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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rocky is here again.......................

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Terraria

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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