- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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