What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

XD Jackass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Nah

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