What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Anti Joke

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