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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

You know what's funny? Rape

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

your life

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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