Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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guest what i love pancakes

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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