- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Joesph Triphook.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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