A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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