- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

. . I am a whale

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

He walked in a bar

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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