- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why? Why not?

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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