- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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