Turkey Balls

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Penis chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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