- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Christianity.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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