- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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