Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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