Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Your adopted.....

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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