Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What hurts like hell? HELL

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Anti Joke

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