- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Want to hear a joke? No.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

tim has no humor

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

knock knock There's no door

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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