Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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tim has no humor

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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