- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Your adopted.....

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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