Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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