What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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