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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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