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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

FUCK THE JEWS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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