- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How high is the sky? True or False

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

i killed my family

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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