A woman wears a dress.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Morning wood.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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