Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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