- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

John Cena for president

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

the sky is green no it is not

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

it's funny because it's funny

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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