- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

womans having rights.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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