how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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