what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Blacks

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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AIDS

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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what goes boo a sock

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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