- Anti Joke

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"