- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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