Your existance.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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the WNBA.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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