- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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