What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

your mom gave me head.....phones

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What does water taste like? Water

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

i hate black people

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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