you gay?

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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