What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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