- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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