Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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bangers and mash?

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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