Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

I walk into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

knock knock whos their a person

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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