- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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