In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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im gay

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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I had a submarine.... once

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Boob

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