Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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