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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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