What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Anti Joke

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