- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Knock knock open

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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