What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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