Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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PENIS

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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