how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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