- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haha, I get it..

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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